Tuesday, September 06, 2005

JC shoot JC

picked this up from the TJC forum site this aft, with modification by me... haha... whenever i search singapore google, TJC forum always pop's up...

Q:How many RJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A:4 faculties 1 fac to design the new lightbul, 1 to test it, 1 to market it n 1 to write stupid Emails bout it.

Q:How many HWI students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A:the whole school, to compete with RJC

Q:How many VJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A:the whole school... 1 to screw it in, the the rest to wave banners n cheer him on

Q:How many NJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: No light still can study!!!

Q:How many AJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: they too busy studying to be in the top 5 jcs...

Q:How many ACJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, they use their money to employ YJC to do it for them

Q:How many YJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A:None... only one teacher to tell them what a lightbulb is and then demonstrate to them...

Q:How many CJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A:none... the prefer it darker (hmm...)

Q:How many JJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A:none... their physics so bad they make the teacher cry...

Q:How many TPJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: So slack... why bother?

Q:How many MJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A:none, they all too busy studying to avoid getting retained...

Q:How many SAJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A:they prefer to make to pray for it...


Q:how many IJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A:they're more worried about the going-to-drop-anytime fans...

Q:How many MI students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A:none... they think they v. bright liao... anyway, they got 3 YEARS to do it!!!


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