Zzzzzz (Day 5, Auckland)

Look at its ass carefully

Previa

Had a bit more time to sleep this morn while my dad n grandad went to collect a new rental car for the arrival of my mum n sis tomorrow... It's a 2005 Toyota Previa. Much cuter than the first rental car right? I used to walk past the old car, cause its so plain, i totally forget that i'm supposed to take it.

Drove to Murawari beach today, on the west coast. It's a long drive there, but we passed by fields of sheep and cows along the way. At one particular field, we stopped to get a closer look and some pictures of the cows. Cows lying and standing around, mouths chomping around like chewing chewing gum..... Suddenly something exploded from the asses of two of the cows.... a steady thick green liquid... a passing gust gave us a closer sniff of the aroma...... omg.... i quickly discarded the egg McMuffin in my hand....

The beach which overlooked the Tasman sea, was very windy and by extension, very cold. From there you can see the cliffs which form the western edge of NZ. A very raw place. It's time like this that makes admire the strength and resilence of Hair Wax.

On some of the adjacent cliffs are colonies of seagulls. As i was reading a sign telling me how the birds migrated, a shower of white rain splattered onto my jacket. Bird poo. Think it was the bird's first time being scolded inHokkien. KNN. It seemed to understand as it screamed back at me "aaawwww! awww!".



After lunch, we went over to a small town called........ i forgot. Anyway, it was a place with more ex. houses and had a pretty good shopping area. Better than anything in town in fact. Shopping areas in these small towns involve a single storey shopping complex with a large carpark in front. If you've been to Australia you'll know what i mean.

Inside one of the stores, the store keeper spoke to me, ask me how's ur day etc etc... I told her i'm from S'pore. Then she said like "your English is pretty good'. haha. how do you reply that. "I told her i speak English all the time". she said " Still your english is pretty good."

maybe she dun understand what i mean by ALLL THE TIME. maybe she think i juz learn in school or wat. Mr Brown show had one podcast called "Native English speaker", where they went to UK to look for foreign English speaker.

They interviewed one S'porean who was there, and when asked whether he spoke english, he replied. "I COME OUT OF MY MOTHER C** B** ALSO CRY ENGLISH ONE". wonder what she'll say to that. ^_^